I'm Back. To Normal. For Now.

Sorry for the weird post a few minutes ago guys. I had to get my head straight.

Okay, back to business.

Time for the 'Daily Runner News'!

First things first, I'm lucky to have Youtube right now. I'm at a friend's place, on her laptop, so she gets much better Youtube than I do. I would like to say first that our friend, Mr. Cairo from compileTRUTH is now a runner! (that sounds too cheery, doesn't it? No, it's a bad thing. . . bad thing, bad thing. . .). Let's all hope the best for him, and that he can remember M's words of wisdom.

Get out of there, Cairo. It'll do you no good to stay where you are. Get all your valuables and get off your ass and run. Meet up with another runner who can help you. Send me an email or something.

Come on over to Canada! We're safe up here! Cause' apparently Slendy can't cross the border! We scare him with our alcoholic nature and our maple leaves!!!

Ahem . . . moving on.

He only knows where M is right now. Dead, or hiding, or starving to death, He only knows. And I'm not referring to God in this case.

I've finally caught up to the events happening around our Chuck Norris of Slender Man, Mr. Zeke Strahm. Turns out he's been presumed missing. If any of you have spotted him, runner or not, please give me a little heads up, it would be nice to know. He was like, the most badass ass-kicker of Slender Man ever! So if you've seen him, tell me, thank you.

The HYBRIDS. . . shit, nothing is going on right now, at least, that's according to their vids. I don't follow their UStream or their Twitter, so I don't know any of the extra information. I'll just ask Joel D. He knows a lot more about the HYBRIDS than I do; I don't know, I find it hard to follow what's going on with them. But in their newest video, Evan, Jeff and Alex (correct me if I got the names mixed up) go on a little hunt for their 'humanoid' friend (recall the "Cops Checked, No Body" video from the HYBRIDS channel; remember that naked Slender Man thing that appeared at the end of it?). So, equipped with hunting knives and baseball bats, they start to search the closet in Jeff's house, and find a crawlspace; after going through the crawlspace, they end up in the basement of the building from the "A Life in the Day" video (also from clips that appear in their random videos that pop up on their channel now and then). So right now, they're dealing more with this humanoid then they are with Slender Man; or as I like to call it, Slender Man's pet.

And HOLY SHIT, Jay just kicked Masky's ass!
Go Jay!

I always hated Masky. Call me a wimp, I don't care. People question me as to why I'm scared of him, and I don't know why, it's the eyebrows I guess. And the dark eyes. Even some of my friends tell me that I look like Masky in the dark.

Um, okay. . .?

Either way, check out Marble Hornets' newest video! If you hate Masky just as much as I do, you should enjoy seeing him get his ass kicked and hog-tied to the floor. And possibly crippled by a rock. My sources tell me that they didn't hit him on the head with the rock; that they just hit his leg.

Oh yeah, turns out Jay finally realized that Masky is our friend Tim!

Congratulations to all you people that already knew that.

I actually just found out about that little tidbit a few months ago while researching on Marble Hornets WikiDot page. I always thought it was Alex. This could mean that To The Ark and Masky are not the same person. They probably aren't. Or maybe I'm just jumping to conclusions.

Any of you people out there heard of NAPPA?
The National Association for the Pursuit of Proxies and Agents.

Believe it or not, this group, whether real or not, is pretty badass. They're curing the Maskies out there, which I have to congratulate them on.

And for those of you that didn't know, a cure has been found. It is called The Substance, and when it is lit on fire, it acts like magnesium, and causes Slender Man pain. And apparently when you get it into a proxy's body, via needle or tranquilizer dart, it causes them to, very disgustingly, throw up a black goo; and afterwards, they're back to normal. So NAPPA, or should I say Kaiju, the founder of NAPPA, sounds out tranquilizer guns and cures to his fellow members to use on the proxies that are living nearby. You can check out more about NAPPA at http://www.slenderschool.blogspot.com/ .  They're kicking a lot of ass, hopefully. And they're hoping to someday catch the infamous proxy, Redlight.

Next we've got Tribe Twelve. Noah has found a place to stay with a girl named Sarah, just in time for Thanksgiving. This part of his videos are split into two days. Everything is fine the first day; he and Sarah have a pleasant Thanksgiving Dinner, and they even have a fun time playing tennis on the Wii.

Did I forget anyone? Probably. If so, please let me know, and I'll add it to the list.

That's all for tonight, hopefully.

Oh, before I go, I have to tell you guys about possibly the best parody Slender Man video EVER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj6F_piB_HE

Go ahead, laugh your ass off. It really lifts the spirits :)

-UZUKI